Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Have Sex “500 Times A Day”

  • I don’t know how it’s possible with all the outfit changes, but an exhausted Kim Kardashian claims to be having sex “500 times a day” in new “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” promo. [People]
  • DON’T WORRY, WE’LL BE ADDRESSING HARRISON FORD’S PLANE CRASH IN A SEPARATE POST.
  • Bless Us Weekly for this rather extensive profile of Justin Bobby Brescia, the best of all the “boyfriends” on “The Hills.” I am DESPERATE to have a hair consultation with him at his NYC loft/salon. [Us Weekly]
  • Everything you’d ever want/need to know about penile fractures. [YouBeauty]
  • Robert Pattinson and girlfriend FKA Twiggs have exchanged “promise rings,” whatever those are, I still don’t really get it. [Us Weekly]
  • I love Peeps more than probably anyone, but Peeps Milk makes me want to die. [Dlisted]
  • Actress Lily James has a teeeeeeny tiny waist in the new Cinderella movie, a look she achieved by going on a liquid diet. Between this and all the celebs “waist-training,” I’m getting concerned that itsy bitsy organ-smooshing waistlines are becoming a THING. Ugh. [E! News]
  • Reminder: Justin Bieber’s body is still attached to Justin Bieber’s head, so don’t let yourself be dickmatized by his new Men’s Health photoshoot. [Dlisted]
  • Chris Brown blocked Chrissy Teigen on Twitter because of something she said in 2012 and I’m pretty sure she’s not really sad about it. [E! Online]
  • I’m guessing Kanye didn’t realize Beck’s dad had actually worked on one of Beyonce’s albums. [Billboard]
  • Flashing your dick at women in Target is not a great way to “find a lady,” FYI. [Death and Taxes]