Jared Leto Debuts His Soul-Crushing New Hairstyle

  • I’m so not over Jared Leto’s recently departed ombre Jesus mane, yet before I’ve even had a chance to mourn, he delivers this platinum blonde situation at Paris Fashion Week. MY HEART CAN’T TAKE IT. At least the new look sets free a fantastic jawline that I forgot he had underneath all that beard. I’m maybe inexplicably more attracted to him with this ‘do than I want to be. I hope Kim and her newly bleached scalp don’t feel threatened. [People]
  • The tabloids were right! Miley Cyrus is having a (food) baby! [E!, Instagram]

The rumors are true…… @cheythom

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  • This #TBT picture of Robert Downey, Jr. and Brooke Shields in 1993 is upsetting on so many levels. [People]
  • Dan Stevens will play the Beast in the upcoming live-action “Beauty and the Beast” film! [Just Jared]
  • “Fifty Shades of Grey” has now made over $500 million at the box office worldwide. [Deadline]
  • The parent company of Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Circus will phase out elephant acts by 2018 because of “growing public concern about how the animals are treated.” It’s also super expensive to care for the critters, which may be a big motivator. RUN FREE, ELEPHANTS! [Jezebel]
  • How to fight back against the social media censorship of sexual health educators. [Glamour]
  • We’ll probably be able to buy pot-infused Ben and Jerry’s soon. [UPI]
  • Most important quiz ever: Are you the Kanye or Kim in your relationship? [I took the quiz and I’m unsurprised to learn I am the Kanye in my relationship. With Lucca. — Amelia]

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