Lammily, The Average Size Barbie Doll, Does Spring Break Right

Our friend Lammily, the average-sized Barbie doll, replete with stretch marks, acne and what appears to be rosacea, wants to do what all the other cool Barbies are doing: book a trip to Miami and hit the beach for spring break. But the terrible “bikini body” industrial complex is telling her that the way she looks isn’t good enough. What’s a regular ol’ doll to do? The answer is simple: fuck the haters, ignore the ads and twerk like you mean it at a beach party with all those Plastics. #DoYou, urges the ad, and we agree. []