Chelsea Handler’s Boobs Are Fabulously Real

  • Us Weekly claimed in a report today that Chelsea Handler had a breast lift a few months ago, and Chelsea shut that nonsense down by sharing a boob shot on Twitter: “Um…there have been a lot of men who’ve touched my boobies, but not one of them has ever been a doctor…Here idiots. A totally sober portrayal of proof.” The magazine’s “source” on Chelsea’s tits said she got this alleged lift because she “stressed about looking saggy…she is obsessed, so she keeps posting [topless photos].” Sure, as if THAT’S that only reason a woman might be compelled to post numerous photos of her boobs on the internet. THE ONLY REASON. [Page Six]
  • The Hollywood Reporter claimed today that former Sony co-chair Amy Pascal can’t move into her new office because it used to belong to Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, and the “stench” of pot is so embedded in the room that it’s taking cleaners extra time to get it out. Seth Rogen disputed this on Instagram: “I don’t know what’s more irresponsible: that they would print a story that is completely untrue, or that they would refer to how pot smells as a ‘stench.’ #myshitssmellsgood.” [The Hollywood ReporterNYMag.com]
  • The new “Avengers: Age of Ultron” trailer is here, and the internet is very excited about it. [People]
  • Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello’s wedding is going to be epic. [Us Weekly]
  • Luke Evans is reportedly in talks to play Gaston opposite Emma Watson as Belle in the upcoming live-action “Beauty and the Beast” movie! [Broadway.com]
  • Leonardo DiCaprio is teaming up with Netflix to produce documentaries and docu-series focused on environmentalism and conservation. [Variety]
  • Shania Twain is embarking on her final tour. [Rolling Stone]
  • Kate Spade is launching a home decor line! [SheFinds]

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