Ann Coulter Cast In “Sharknado 3″ As Only Thing Scarier Than Sharknado

We’ve seen “Alien vs. Predator,” “Godzilla vs. Mothra,” “Billy the Kid vs. Dracula” (real thing!) and “Rudolph and Frostie’s Christmas In July,” but no horror team-up before has ever matched the sheer terror that will be… Ann Coulter vs. Sharknado.

No. Seriously. This is not a drill. This is real. “Sharknado 3″ is happening, and Ann Coulter is not only in it, she is playing the Vice President. Like, of America.

My guess is that she was cast because the producers felt that the public had become inured to the terror of a Sharknado, and they needed something to up the ante. I am not going to lie to you, people. If I were for some reason forced to choose between facing a Sharknado and facing a world where Ann Coulter is Vice President of anything other than the Phyllis Schlafly fan club, I would probably take my chances with the Sharknado.

Playing the President of the United States will be Mark Cuban, the owner of the Dallas Mavericks. Do I have feelings on him one way or another? I am not sure. If I did I do not remember them at this time. But anyone who would pick Coulter as their veep, I have questions about.

The two will be starring alongside such luminaries as Jerry Springer, Bo Derek, Chris Jericho (who appears to be some kind of wrestling person) and Chris Kirkpatrick of N*SYNC. You know, the one with the hair. The hair that is somehow still not scarier than Ann Coulter being one Sharknado attack away from running the country.

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Oh, and not to mention Ian Ziering and Tara Reid, who will be reprising their roles as whatever it was that they were doing before.

[The Hollywood Reporter]