University Of Michigan Fraternity Causes $430,000 Worth Of Damage To Resort

This is why (fraternities) can’t have nice things. Back in January, the destructo-frat Sigma Delta Tau, of the University of Michigan, caused immense damage to the Treetops Resort in Northern Michigan.

Besides destroying 40 rooms at the resort they also destroyed the hallway and the ceiling as seen in the picture above. How do you do this? How is this even something you decide to do? Perhaps my estrogen has blinded me, but I cannot for the life of me understand under what circumstances a group of drunk men decide to literally destroy ceilings and floors. Maybe furniture and throwing shit around like a rock star, but out-right demolition of a building’s infrastructure? It baffles me. My anti-frat stance is strong, and this just rests my case. Their entire ethos is based on conquer and destroy whether it be women or quaint ski resort.

U of M’s president Mark Schlissel barred Sigma Alpha Mu from campus life for at least four years on Friday, but as far as reporters know, no one has been expelled. Can we please throw all of these boys into privilege jail? [Detroit Free Press]