Over 3 Million Homeless In America, But The Kardashians Get $100 Million For 4 More Years On E!

Just in case you hadn’t Kept Up with the Kardashians, fear not, the second worst Klan in American history just signed a record-breaking deal with E! to bring you four more years of Kardashian khaos for a kool $100 million. The deal, which was ostensibly negotiated by Kris Jenner threatening to show her boobs on television again if her demands weren’t met, is the highest brokered reality deal in history, and covers both “Keeping up with the Kardashians” and its various and sundry spinoffs, in which different family members take on seemingly normal things, yet hijinks seem to ensue nonetheless.

While it does seem like the Kardashians have been on air since fucking forever, it doesn’t look like “Khloe and Kourtney Take Hospice Care” is one of the spinoffs covered under the new deal. Meanwhile, there are currently more than 3.5 million homeless people in America. [Page Six]