Oh Good, Kim Kardashian Is Licking Kanye’s Face

  • I don’t know about you, but this semi-nauseating Instagram is definitely the kind of imagery I like to see first thing in the morning.
  • The Kardashians signed a record-breaking $100 million deal with E! to keep their reality show running for at least four more seasons. I have to begrudgingly give props to Kris Jenner for negotiating this one, because holy shit that is some serious cash. [Page Six]
  • In more Kardashian news, Kanye jumped on a table at a British fast food joint last night and shouted “Yeezus! Yeezus!” Because of course he did. [Page Six]
  • Help this little girl with terminal caner realize her final dream of dancing with Taylor Swift! [USA Today]
  • Tyra Banks and “America’s Next Top Model” executive producer Ken Mok released a statement about the tragic death of contestant Mirjana Puhar: “We are deeply saddened to learn of the tragic news about Mirjana Puhar. She was a vivacious and promising young woman. Our hearts and prayers go out to her loved ones.” [Just Jared]
  • Rejoice! Pot is now legal in Washington, DC! [USA Today]
  • Venezuelan police fatally shot Kluibert Roa Nuñez, a 14-year-old, during anti-government protests in San Cristobal. He was just a few blocks from his school. Devastating. [CNN]
  • Bobbi Kristina Brown was reportedly taken out of her medically induced coma but after her body responded poorly to that, her doctors put her back into a coma. It’s hard to be sure which reports are and aren’t true surrounding her condition, but regardless, are thoughts are with her family. [People]
  • DON’T EAT SOUR CANDY. JUST DON’T. Or do like fifth-grade me and wash the sour-flavored layer off your Warheads before eating them. [Death + Taxes]

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