Alleged Rapist Bill Cosby: “Hey, Hey, Hey — I’m Far From Finished”

Bill Cosby, the beloved American Icon who has now been accused by–what is it? 34 women now?–of sexual assault, has released a chilling public announcement claiming that his career is yet not over.

“Dear Fans: For 53 years you have given me your love, support, respect and trust. Thank you! I can’t wait to see your smiling faces and warm your hearts with a wonderful gift — LAUGHTER. I’m ready!

I thank you, the theatre staff (Heymann Performing Arts Center), the event organizers and the Lafayette Community for your continued support and coming to experience family, fun entertainment. Hey, Hey, Hey — I’m far from finished. Sincerely, Bill Cosby.”

Did Bill Cosby just end a letter regarding rape accusations with a “Fat Albert” reference?

I don’t think Cosby understands that it’s not really his decision whether or not his career is over. I can think of myriad people who insisted the same thing after the scandals that destroyed their careers. It’s up to the public.

I could be wrong here–but I’m pretty sure the public is very much convinced that Bill Cosby is a rapist. I am, and I see fewer people jumping to his defense every day. And hell, I’m gonna go out on a l No one really wants to get their “family, fun and entertainment” from a rapist.