Kanye West Confirms Tyga “Got In Early” With Kylie Jenner & Says He Had To Take 30 Showers After Dating Amber Rose

Ughhhhhhhhhhh, Kanye, just staaaahhhhppppp. Yeezy popped by Power 105’s “The Breakfast Club” and gave an almost hour-long interview in which he confirmed that rapper Tyga is dating sister-in-law Kylie Jenner and threw some serious shade at ex Amber Rose. He also made a passing comment about wanting to design a “sexier Ugg,” but that’s a whole other post.

So first, Kanye said that if Kim had dated him the first time he tried to woo her, “there wouldn’t be an Amber Rose.” In other words, he made Amber by dating her. It’s certainly possible that Amber wouldn’t have become famous if she hadn’t dated Kanye, but not being famous doesn’t negate someone’s existence. Then, just in case it wasn’t clear that Kanye thinks Amber is trashy compared to his beloved Kim, he added: “I had to take 30 showers before I got with Kim.” O RLY? Did Kim have to wash off the Ray J scum too?

Anyway, I realize Kanye’s gotta have the Kardashian-Jenner fam’s back and all that, but I am seriously finding it ridiculous that the latest round in this war against Amber Rose is about defending a 25-year-old dating a barely 17-year-old. Because all Amber really did to kick this battle off was offer her opinion on the rumors that Tyga and Kylie were dating, which mostly amounted to “Kylie is basically still a kid, Tyga should be ashamed of himself.” Yes, she’s got a few dogs in that fight, given her history with the Kardashian-Jenner brood and her burgeoning BFFship with Tyga’s ex and baby momma Blac Chyna, but come on — Amber never actually had anything mean or nasty or out of line to say about Kylie. So as far as I’m concerned, the backlash against her — first from Khloe Kardashian, who tried to shut Amber up by dissing her past as a stripper, and now Kanye — is all about defending a barely legal relationship.

Speaking of which, Kanye all but confirmed the rumors that Tyga and Kylie are dating, saying, “He got in early. I think he was smart.” Ick ick ick ick ick.

Anyway, whatever, I’m mostly annoyed that Kanye, since taking up with Kim, has tried to act like Amber meant nothing to him, when history disputes that. Remember when Kanye would weep about loving Amber while on tour?

Or when he was more than happy to lick her scalp?

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Remember this too?

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Or how happpppppy he looked when he was with her?

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Point being, there is nothing meaner than trying to act like someone who once meant a lot to you never meant anything at all. In fact, there is no bigger red flag to me than a guy who looks back on an old serious relationship and talks about that partner as if they were garbage — because it gives you a pretty good idea of how he’ll talk about you someday. Pay attention, Kim.