Report: Bobbi Kristina Brown Will Allegedly Be Taken Off Life Support As Her Family Gathers To Say Goodbye

  • According to People magazine, citing anonymous family members, Bobbi Kristina Brown will be taken off life support in the coming days, after being found face down and unresponsive in her bathtub last weekend. Family members, including her father Bobby Brown, are reportedly gathering at the hospital to say goodbye. Our thoughts and prayers are with them and with Bobbi Kris. Such a tragedy. [People]
  • Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are apparently already married. The twosome tied the knot at his house in Los Angeles yesterday, but they’re actual wedding is still on for this weekend in the Bahamas. [E! News]
  • Brian Williams has apologized for saying on an NBC News broadcast last week that back in 2003, while covering the war in Iraq, the helicopter he was traveling in was shot down by an RPG. It turns out, Williams was not in the helicopter, but an airplane following behind it. BIG DIFFERENCE, BRI-WI. [Death and Taxes]
  • Malaysia has banned “Fifty Shades of Grey” for being “sadistic.” [People]
  • Riley Keough, daughter of Lisa Marie Presley and granddaughter of Elvis, married Ben Smith-Peterson yesterday. Mazel tov! [Us Weekly]
  • Heidi Montag reportedly says the sexual abuse and incest allegations against her father are “false.” [Us Weekly]
  • Kim Kardashian’s dream selfie partner is Jesus Christ, of course. [NYDN]
  • Kim Gordon’s memoir is full of shit-talking about notorious egomaniacs Courtney Love, Billy Corgan and, of course, Sonic Youth’s Thurston Moore. [Dlisted]
  • Bey and Jay are moving to Los Angeles, thanks to stupid Gwyneth Paltrow. [Bossip]