Poor Beyoncé Has Clearly Fallen On Hard Times, Reduced To Shilling Vegan Diet Products

Joining in the grand tradition of celebrities with waning careers and waxing waist lines, once-famous folk crooner Beyoncé Carter-Knowles has clearly fallen on hard times, as evidenced by the fact that much like Kirstie Alley and Jessica Simpson, she is now pushing healthy diet meals on the mildly obese public in efforts to make a buck.

After her 22-day vegan journey with husband Jay Z began (and ended) a year ago — during which she wore head-to-toe pepperoni pizza print, fox fur and a cow-hide sweatshirt — Beyoncé took it a step further, and now has partnered up with her celebrity trainer Marco Borges to launch a vegan meal delivery service. 22 Days Nutrition will bring you “plant-based foods” (read: vegan) that are also gluten-free, soy-free, and ostensibly, taste-free as well. Health! For just $14.85 a meal (or as cheap as $9.24 if you replace all three of your daily meals with Illuminati sponsored gruel), you can eat like Beyoncé, even though everyone knows that once a pop star wants you to eat like she does, living like that pop star doesn’t even really matter anymore, does it? [Observer]

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