Charles Manson Maybe Single Now, As Wedding Plans Fall Through

LADIEEEEEEEES! Your dreams have come true. I mean, if you are Squeaky Fromme or something. Otherwise, probably not.

It seems that Charles Manson is now back on the market again, as his marriage certificate expires on Thursday and there are no plans for an immediate wedding with his 27 year-old superfan/fianceé Afton Elaine “Star” Burton.

Though the marriage would not allow Manson and Burton to have conjugal visits, Burton has said that the main reason she wants to marry him is to be able to more closely “work on his case.” You know, because there is surely a chance in hell that anyone is ever letting Charles Manson out of prison.

Also, word on the street is that the loving couple planned to smuggle Manson’s sperm out of prison for the purpose of making, well, a brand new Manson Family, for lack of a better term.

Manson and Burton can still apply for another marriage license if they decide to pursue wedded bliss after all. If not, however, have I got a doozy of an idea for the next season of “The Bachelor, “eh?

[LA Times]