Steven Tyler Did His Best Johnny Depp This Weekend
A lot of questions will surround today about the goings-on of last night’s football match, many which will be unanswerable: Should Pete Carroll have wasted a play throwing a ball on 2nd and 1? Was this all a Roger Goodell conspiracy to keep Marshawn Lynch away from the media? Did Julian Edelman spend the majority of the game worried Gisele would curse him out like she once did Wes Welker? Is Big Balls Pete really so arrogant he thought he could waste a play in the dwindling minutes of a close game, while down by four points? (That last one actually is answerable, and the answer is yes, typical U$C person.)
But the most important question that we should be asking revolves not around the game, but one celebrity attendee who likely showed up for all the free swag a Super Bowl gifting suite could offer. That question is: when the hell did Steven Tyler turn into Johnny Depp?
It’s all there – the scarves, the highlights, the unnecessary accoutrements. Wait a minute. Have we ever seen Johnny Depp and Steven Tyler at the same event before…? Ah-ha. Case closed.