Satanic Monster Energy Drinks Lady Is Back And More Batshit Than Ever
Remember Christine Weick? The woman who delighted us all with her fascinating theories about supposedly “Satanic” symbols on Monster Energy drinks in a hilarious YouTube video that will never, ever get old for any reason?
This time, our beloved Christine stopped by Texas Muslim Capitol Day–a peaceful rally at the Texas Capitol building meant to promote inclusion and tolerance for those of the Muslim faith–rushed the stage, grabbed the microphone and started yelling.
“I proclaim the name of the lord Jesus Christ over the Capitol of Texas! I stand against Islam and the false prophet Mohammed! Islam will never dominate the United States and by the grace of God it will not dominate Texas!”
Then, she was escorted away back to her friends, and started yelling again about how Muslims are bad because Muhammed died and Jesus didn’t, except for the time that he died for our sins? Something to that effect!
My favorite part of the video, however, is the beginning where she’s like, just standing there in the background, waiting for her moment to run up to the stage and push that nice little bespectacled lady out of the way so she can give her speech.
Weick later told reporters from WSOC Austin that she has left her home state of Michigan and now just travels around going “wherever the lord calls.” She also stated that at the time she was “seized by righteous anger” and that she definitely she feels she accomplished what she set out to do.
I wonder where the lord will call Christine Weick next? I am hoping the lord calls her to run for President in 2016, because I think she would make a stellar addition to the GOP candidate roster.