Buttholes Are Being Cast in Bronze These Days Because Nothing Matters

“When you laugh, it changes shape!” doesn’t sound like the worst phrase in the world, until you realize that this kind old grandpa is saying it while staring into the depths of a porn star’s anus. Enter the world of having your butthole cast in bronze, because that is a thing you can do now, probably because of the sharing economy — I don’t know, nothing matters, this woman’s ass cavity was just immortalized in metal.

As it turns out, this nice British man got his start in anal sculpture via the chocolate business (no, really), making bite-sized pieces of personalized chocolate starfish in the shape of your chocolate starfish. He’s since graduated to anal metallurgy, which, you know, finally. The 7-minute video is absolutely worth the watch, if for no reason other than to see that old man wear an entire outfit of surgical scrubs, complete with cap and face mask, because there is no room for anything other than surgical precision in anal art.

There’s also the application of mint green paste into a nice white lady’s butt, and a finished bronze butthole served in an engagement ring box. There’s also that.

[GQ]

Tags: anus, butthole, wtf