Manchild Justin Bieber Will Get Roasted On Comedy Central

Noted tattoo enthusiast and walking condom-beanie Justin Bieber will finally get the Comedy Central Roast treatment, according to Ryan Seacrest.. The special will tape in March and air at an undetermined time in 2015. I am sure the waiting list for participants is already long (Seth Rogen is surely first in line, given his longtime distaste for the Biebs), but I would like to nominate “Saturday Night Live”‘s Kate McKinnon to basically run the whole thing. I would actually love it if somehow, at the end, McKinnon’s jaw unhinges and she swallows the real Bieber whole, absorbing his life force, and giving her spot-on impression new, brute strength. Watch her spoof his Calvin Klein commercial on SNL above, and wait with bated breath for the roast, which will probably be the best thing you watch in 2015. [Ryan Seacrest]