Amber Rose Wears A String Bikini, Ruins My Work-Free Sunday

There I was, enjoying my rainy Sunday afternoon, unshowered (natch), weaving in my rocking chair while watching series two of “The Fall,” when I took a second to click on this Daily Dot article while my Netflix stream buffered. (My wifi connection is sucking hard, Verizon.) Amber Rose just posted a series of asstastic Instagram pics in which she casually poses on a balcony in what is maybe Miami, and she’s wearing just a piece of string that has essentially been wound over and around naughty bits. I should probably stop what I’m doing and post those. I paused and just sat there. Ugh whatever, it’s just Amber Rose’s butt and it’s Sunday and I vowed not to do any work. Fuck it, it can wait. And then I tweeted that very thought, like I was kind of proud of sticking to my guns for putting my psychological need for a work-free Sunday before the possible benefits of blogging about this momentous occasion in celebrity asses. And then my friend Cooper at the Daily Dot, who is still in his twenties and full of youthful enthusiasm and energy and will probably be my boss in some capacity someday, was all, “BUT THE TRAFFIC…” And I felt a stab of guilt for possibly squandering this opportunity to grab some cheap traffic because . So now here I am, posting about these photos (more after the jump) and waiting for my video to buffer even more (because my wifi connection still sucks, Verizon!!). [Daily Dot]

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