Watch Gwyneth Paltrow Defile Modern Rap Classics On “The Tonight Show”

Conscious uncoupler and noted lifestyle purveyor Gwyneth Paltrow graced the stages of “The Tonight Show” to perform a charming and insipid medley of popular rap songs, Broadway-style. It is, in short, a nightmare. Let us count the ways: That jumpsuit, which pulls strangely at the crotch; her smug-as-shit expression right before she launches into “Anaconda“; Jimmy Fallon’s egregious winky-winky shtick that has been tired since 2011. This is really just as annoying as it sounds, friends! What she does to Big Sean’s “IDFWU” should be illegal. Check it out, above. [The Fader]