Now You Too Can Own A $365 “Healing Pyramid”

Thanks to the good people at Amazon, a nifty 6-foot meditation pyramid can be yours for a sweet price (plus a shipping fee)! Hurry though, there are only five left in stock! Apparently normal meditation on a lame old pillow or whatever is totally inferior to chilling under this copper situation. According to the product description, the pyramid is specially designed to align your chakras and meridians and stimulate brain activity. Its “transcendental effect” can be used to heal long-distance loved ones by places their pictures inside! For only $349! Spiritual elevation: only for the one percent. Am I missing something here? Seriously, enlighten me on this. [The Worst Things For Sale] [Image via Amazon]