All You Really Need To Know About Last Night’s “Girls”

I guess eating ass is officially hip? No, I’m really asking a serious question: Is this something singles like myself, but not literally myself, are doing with regularity? Because Marnie got her salad tossed on last night’s “Girls” premiere — and yes, HAPPY MONDAY, that is a GIF above for you to look at just as your boss passes by your cubicle. And everyone knows that if it’s on “Girls,” that mean all the cool kids are doing it, so tell me cool kids, when was the last time did this? No judgement, promise. [Gawker]