Now You Can Spend $79 On A Poop Emoji Shirt

Got $79 to spare? Surely you’d love to spend it on this button-up shirt covered in smiling poop emojis. I mean, what more economical use could you have for that money? Much to the glee of 13-year-old boys everywhere, this shirt based off the world’s favorite emoji is being crowdfunded on Betabrand. Funders who buy now will receive their poo shirts in April. The world is collapsing all around us, but at least we’ve got shirts covered in smiley turds. If nothing else, we do have that. [Gizmodo] [Images via Betabrand]