Would You Like An $80 Stick With Which To Take Selfies Of Your Butt?
Bathroom mirrors got you down? Are you tired of always having to make awkward explanations to ER doctors about how you injured yourself trying to take a picture of your butt for your Instagram feed? Unable to tell if that sore on your ass is infected or what, and don’t feel like asking a friend? Wondering if your yoga pants are see-through and everyone in your Vinyasa class is secretly laughing at you (literally) behind your back?
DO I HAVE A PRODUCT FOR YOU!
Meet “The Belfie!”
It is a stick with a hinge on it, and a holder for your phone. It costs $80 and is meant to help you take pictures of your butt. Because that is a thing some people are into, I guess!
Like this lady, who always takes her best cheesecake shots in the dilapidated bathroom of a Flying J!
And this lady, who maybe belongs to some kind of online support group for people who compulsively buy unfortunate pants!
Unfortunately, it seems “The Belfie” is out of stock right now, but you can pre-order one, and also read sincere testimonials from people lucky enough to have had the opportunity to try one out.
“I never again have to take pics in the bathroom. I can’t tell you how many times Ive dropped my iphone trying to take pics. I love it! Thank God they invented belfiestick!”
“I got my squat game down on lock shooting belfies every day to check up on my progress! I am so totally in love with this product, my girlfriend agrees it’s totally bad ass!”
“I can’t believe they invented this, it’s totally insane! Everyone is hurtin holding their phones trying to get the right precise angle. Bend over, snap a pic & done! Belfiestick rulez!!!.”
I’m glad these people have found something they enjoy in life. Everyone needs a hobby! I guess all I can say is that I really, really, really am looking forward to the infomercial for this, particularly if it involves a black and white montage of people getting concussions on bathroom sinks trying to take photos of their butts without the help of “The Belfie.” [Belfiestick.com]