I Have Become Mesmerized By Czech Twerk Sensation Anet Antošová’s Buttcheeks

Today I came across this video from Anet Antošová, a Czech dance instructor specializing in twerking, and I cannot look away from her YouTube channel. I legit followed her on Instagram. SOMEONE RESCUE ME FROM ANET ANTOŠOVÁ’S BUTT.

Normally I’d be like “WOW, that’s a lot of White chicks appropriating Black culture,” but it’s the Czech Republic, where varying shades of what would in America be “White folks” constitutes ethnic diversity. Besides, it’s a fitness workshop. I’d love to have that kind of back flexibility and glute strength. Antošová is clearly a talented dancer and it looks like a lot of fun.

It was making me a little tiny bit uncomfortable, and I was wondering why until I watched the video “Anet Antošová’s Booty,” which goes into a soundless slo-mo shot of her ass jiggling as she twerks and spanks it — an editorial choice that made me LOL pretty hard. I was uncomfortable because despite all the smiling Antošová does with her students, the videos seem pretty self-serious about twerking. That is, until you see an explicitly gratuitous shot of her jiggling ass fat/muscle. Then it seems light-hearted.

The American equivalent for Antošová’s workshops would be the Vixen Workout, which does workshops in Florida, New York, Chicago, and L.A. All of their classes for the foreseeable future are in Miami, though, so unless you live there, good luck learning how to twerk. How does one learn how to twerk otherwise? I’m so unhip.

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