Watch These Bidet Virgins Get Their Buttcheeks All Squeaky Clean For The First Time

Have you ever tried a bidet? Neither have these people! Their reactions to bidet-ing are both priceless and informative.

Bidets are little fountains that you hook up to your toilet, designed to clean poop out from your buttcheeks before you wipe. My eldest sister is obsessed enough with both bidets and the subject of pooping in general (you would be amazed how many of our conversations circle around to poop) that she bought our middle sister a poop stool and a bidet for Christmas. Despite her constant urging, and the fact that all of the toilets in her home are outfitted with a bidet, I have not tried one yet. The look of shock and awe on most of these bidet virgins’ faces is what I assume I would feel about it.

I asked her if she had a comment on bidets for this post and she made some very good points: “I’m so surprised that with all the hand sanitizer Americans marinate in, butt cleanliness isn’t more of a priority. Bidets are so cheap every toilet should have one — I just don’t think people know they exist other than as a permanent bathroom fixture. They’re also amazing when you’re on your period; they help with that gross feeling between showers.”

Bidets on Amazon, by the way, cost around $30 and are apparently very easy to install, so I may have to do this. Even if it is like a water torpedo attacking my butthole.

[h/t Daily Dot]

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