Archive: Feb 2014

Mary-Kate Olsen Is Engaged To Olivier Sarkozy & Philip Seymour Hoffman’s Cause Of Death Announced

Mary-Kate Olsen, 27, and her banker boyfriend, Olivier Sarkozy, are engaged! “The Full House” star will become a new stepmom to Olivier’s two children from his first marriage and sisters-in-law with former French president Nicolas Sarkozy and his wife Carla Bruni. Not too shabby, MK. [US Weekly]
George Lopez was arrested for public intoxicatio…

Jessica Wakeman / February 28, 2014

Georgia Judge Orders New Trial Because Woman With Down Syndrome “Didn’t Behave Like A Victim”

Fayette County, Georgia, judge Christiopher McFadden overturned a jury’s guilty verdict against a man who raped a woman with Down syndrome because she allegedly didn’t behave like a victim. In his ruling, McFadden said the woman — who doctors confirmed had been forcibly raped and who had the perpetrator’s semen in her bed —…

Jessica Wakeman / February 28, 2014

What Would You Call This Fur Boob Muff That Rihanna Is Wearing?

A titty warmer? A breast merkin? Funbag fur? A boobler? “It’s like a muffler, but for boobs!” said Ami. John DeVore volunteered “mammoth unibrow,” “Muppet tits,” and my personal favorite, “Giant Boob Tribble.” I’m not sure of its purpose, besides keeping your breasts warm to the point of sweating profusely. I hate it. That i…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 28, 2014

The Cyclone Standalone Is A “Sexual Home Appliance” That Will Haunt Your Dreams — Plus, The Duke Porn Star Speaks

The Cyclone Standalone is the Dyson vacuum cleaner of sex appliances. If only I understood what it did exactly. [Huffington Post]
The Duke porn star answers all of our burning questions. [PopSugar Love & Sex]
This photographer took pictures of women in various states of undress at iconic Route 66 roadside attractions.

Ami Angelowicz / February 28, 2014

Yeah, Bitch! Aaron Paul Is In “Serious Talks” To Appear In “Breaking Bad” Spin-Off

Vince Gilligan may be getting (some of) the gang back together! According to Rolling Stone, Aaron Paul, who played Jesse Pinkman on “Breaking Bad,” said he was in “serious talks” to appear in show’s upcoming spin-off, “Better Call Saul.”

“Anything Vince is involved with, I’m there,” Paul said. “I owe him my entire career.

Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 28, 2014

Man Arrested For Cocaine Possession Thought Drug “Wasn’t Illegal In Florida”

They say that what you don’t know can’t hurt you, but that’s terribly misleading when it comes to drug laws. Guy Lanchester told police, “I don’t understand,” according to the Miami New Times. Read more on Huffington Post…

Huffington Post Weird News / February 28, 2014

Jared Leto In Flaunt Is Too Pretty To Be Denied

Earlier today, I tweeted the following: “Ugh, Jared Leto is so hot but he gets less so every time I am reminded he hangs out with Terry Richardson.” And I’m still totally sad that Jared continues to be friends with the predatory pervtographer, but I might have to take back the part about him being less attractive because of it. Because…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 28, 2014

Guy Talk: Sex Isn’t A Commodity That Women Exchange

“How do women decide to begin a sexual relationship? Pricing!”

The above video showed up in my Facebook feed the other night. It’s from a purported think tank, the Austin Institute for the Study of Family and Culture, which is actually a Christian think tank/advocacy group. The video claims to be a scientific…

Kale Bogdanovs / February 28, 2014

James Franco Salami On White & 3 Other Celeb Sandwiches Coming Soon To A Deli Near You

In 1931, Winston Churchill predicted a future in which all the world’s meat would be grown in labs. But he never predicted they would be grown from celebrity tissue samples. Bitelab.org, a company that grows artisanal salami from tissue samples, wants us all to eat more celebrity meat. They have been hard at work developing…

Lupita Nyong’o: “There Is No Shame In Black Beauty”

Yetsreday ESSENCE magazine bestowed Lupita Nyong’o the Best Breakthrough Performance Award at their 2014 Black Women in Hollywood luncheon for her Oscar-nominated performance in “12 Years A Slave.”

While receive this honor, Lupita gave an acceptance speech which was both heartbreaking and inspiring. She spoke about Black beauty and the times as a young…

Jessica Wakeman / February 28, 2014

Style Muse: California Dreamin’

Well, after nearly 13 years in New York City, I’ve started to get a serious itch to move back to my home state of California. Maybe it’s just this exhaustive winter, but I haven’t been able to stop daydreaming about 75 degree February days spent at the beach, transcendent sunsets on the palm-tree specked horizon,…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 28, 2014

4 Insane Behind-The-Scenes Details Of A Movie Sex Scene

Think of your favorite on screen couple. Now, think of your favorite on scene couple’s sex scene.  Sexy right? Think again. The creation of a sex scene must be the unsexiest way to get it on. Learn why on Cracked…

Cracked / February 28, 2014

11 Cliches About Life That Are Actually True — In GIFs!

Cliches. They drove your 10th English teacher crazy. But I would say they have lasted as long as they have for a reason— lots of them are true! Wisdom can actually be very simple. Below are some cliches that have stood the test of time and are actually great life advice in disguise. I feel…

Claire Hannum / February 28, 2014

Study: When The Rich Marry Each Other, It’s Bad For The 99 Percent

Forget about marrying rich if you’re not rich already: a new study as found that the tendency to choose a spouse with the same income or education level has increased greatly in the past 50 years and it has actually affected the state of income equality in the U.S. …

Claire Hannum / February 28, 2014

Woman Marrying Her Bicycle Is Raising Money For Their Dream Honeymoon

Passion begets passion. And marrying your bicycle begets an excuse to start an Indiegogo campaign to raise money for your dream honeymoon. As a young adult, Lisa Nelson never rode a bike for more than 5 miles. She took up cycling while working at a non-profit program that “focused on turning delinquent youth on to…

Ami Angelowicz / February 28, 2014

Winona Ryder Swears She Does Actually Age (Plus, You’ll Never Believe Who Her Landlord Is)

“I’m hesitant to say this because I don’t want to knock anybody who’s done it, but the whole thing with plastic surgery…When you’re around people who celebrate age and respect every line for telling a story, it’s beautiful. I wish there was more of a celebration of getting older. When I do magazine shoots, people…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / February 28, 2014

Dealbreaker: He Didn’t Tell Me He Was Engaged Until We Were About To Have Sex

Mike* added me on Facebook and struck up conversation the day after our mutual friend – who was under the impression that we were both single and searching – set us up. We hit it off immediately. I did all the relevant Google stalking research, watched YouTube videos where he discussed important things he learned…

Sarah Griffin / February 28, 2014

Life Dream Status: Someone Invented Dishes That Wash Themselves

If only Swedish design studio, Tomorrow Machine, had invented these self-washing dishes 15 years ago, I would have saved myself so many fights with roommates and boyfriends over my lack of enthusiasm for dish washing. Give me beds to make, laundry to do, trash to take out and I will click my heels together at…

Ami Angelowicz / February 28, 2014

Single Ladies, Here Are 11 Exciting Things To Plan (That Aren’t A Wedding)

According to a new survey published in the Daily Mail, women are spending an awful lot of time planning their weddings…before they even have a groom lined up. Out of  600 single women polled, 60 percent admit that they already have their wedding planned — sometimes down to the details of the dress, the vows,…

Ami Angelowicz / February 28, 2014
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