8 Vintage Christmas Carols (That Are All About Sex)

In 2008 Lady Gaga gave the world the gift of a song where she refers to her vagina as a Christmas tree, suggesting that she has a serious misunderstanding of how at least one of those works. Between that and other recent tracks, like Nate Dogg rapping about getting holiday head and the beloved family classic “Father Christmas Fucked My Pussy,” it’s easy to assume that modern perverts have ruined a once-innocent holiday with sexualized music. Read more on Cracked…