Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of December 22-28, 2014

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Beware of restless nights and a lot of unexplainable anxieties that will make you feel uncomfortable. Despite the fact that your life might be in order, your psyche is rearranging itself to create a new agenda for the future. Yes, it’ll feel as if something within you wants out. The bad news: it will be awhile before you’re able to sort it out.

Best Lay Day: Monday, December 22

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): You can’t underestimate catty, jealous people. While you have been enjoying the holidays, chances are the haters were working overtime to sabotage your plans or tarnish your rep. Although you should have seen this coming from miles away, be glad you were busy living your life and prefer to see humanity in a better light. Don’t worry. Eventually, you will get the last laugh.

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, December 24

Pisces (February 20-March 20): Act your age. No more making excuses for why you need to mold yourself to fit someone else, when who you are is exactly who you should be. Own the fact that you have had experiences that are rich and lasting. To deny your knowledge would be a show of ingratitude for it, which will be bad, as the universe is always trying to correct itself. So, avoid the shadiness.

Best Lay Day: Friday, December 26

Aries (March 21-April 19): Your faith in someone, something or someplace is going to get rocky and you’ll discover how deep is your love now. Yes, what you once held up on a pedestal will start to crumble, but it could just be the natural wear of time catching up to you. Beware though, as your sense of obligation can overpower you at times. To minimize the aftershocks, be ready to fight the right fight.

Best Lay Day: Friday, December 26

Taurus (April 20-May 20): The world is your oyster now, but slurp it down slow. There is a lot of grit stuck to the pearls and it’ll require work to make it glow. Not that you should refuse, but take the time to research everything you’ll be getting into. Knowledge is power and the only way to get a leg up on what matters is with precision.

Best Lay Day: Monday, December 22

Gemini (May 21-June 20): The holidays are forcing you to overdose on emotional displays that feel boring, false, or both. In other words, you’ll be over it quick and ready for hibernation mode — if only it could be so easy. Thankfully, this is what the Internet was made for — the infinite diversion portal that’ll be your glory hole.

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, December 24

Cancer (June 21-July 22): Keep it classy, as a deluge of responsibilities will fall on you. Whether it’s due to poor timing or another’s irresponsibility, it’ll only be a waste of time to bitch about why. So, focus on the how. After all, you can’t walk past a mess without wanting to clean up. As for New Year’s gray cloud? Well, it almost seems like a tradition now. Break it or make it? You decide.

Best Lay Day: Friday, December 26

Leo (July 23-August 22): You can’t control anyone, especially the one you love. So, while the balance between your heart and your ego is a delicate one, it will need reinforcing now, as the more baller side of your baby comes out. Tension will be tough, as there is more than one right answer now, but your boo will only see one. Unfortunately, it can’t always be.

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, December 24

Virgo (August 23-September 22): You won’t need a detective to find where the cracks are in your life, as those wonky bits will be obvious. However, how you go about your Head Bitch In Charge routine must be new and come from a more ideal place, as throwing your power around now will need purpose if you want real change to happen. No, it won’t be overnight, but it will be possible if you divert those shaky plans now.

Best Lay Day: Monday, December 22

Libra (September 23-October 22): Your communication lines are open and people will be dialing back with their complaints, worries, confusions, etc. It’ll seem as if all the floodgates will open and truth will come pouring down on you, soaking you to the bone. Although most of the dramatics don’t involve you personally, it’s never ‘just easy’ being in the front row when Pandora’s Box is opening.

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, December 24

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): You’re set in your ways and that’s that — or so you think. Then, from out of nowhere, a fastball will knock you over and have you wondering what happened to that life you thought you controlled. It’ll be taking you for a ride that probably would have felt better if it came earlier, but accept late is better than never. Why not?

Best Lay Day: Friday, December 26

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Jumpstart your new year by throwing out whatever is in your pockets and rebuild yourself from the ground up. No matter what you have set down, it’ll all seem in the past now. With eyes open, 2015 will be monumental in the personal power department, unlocking your inner superhero. Despite how basic it all seems now, trust you are on a precipice overlooking greatness.

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, December 24