Channing Tatum’s E-Mail Writing Style Is The Only Positive Thing To Come Out Of The Sony Hack

There’s been a lot of really cruddy news coming out of the Sony e-mail hack – Angelina Jolie was called “a minimally talented spoiled brat;” an executive suggested she should ask President Obama if he liked Django (in context, it was clearly a racial if not flat-out racist statement); Jennifer Lawrence was paid significantly less than her male co-stars in American Hustle. But there’s one shining, bright spot, and that’s Channing Tatum’s e-mail regarding 22 Jump Street’s box office success.

The movie came in as the second-highest-earning R-rated comedy after its first weekend, pushing Ted out of the way and prompting Tatum to write the following:

F YOU TED !!!! SECOND OF ALLLL TIMMMMME BEEEOTCH!!!! COME ON JUMPSTREETERS WE GOT CATE BLANCHETT WIT DIS BOX OFFICE BITCHES!!!!!!!! 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In case you were wondering, yes, that’s 14,664 characters over the space of 21 words.

Can Channing Tatum and I be best friends? What I would give to get e-mails like this.

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