Morning Quickies: Here Is A GIF Of Ben Affleck’s Penis In “Gone Girl”

  • A high-quality rip of “Gone Girl” has made its way on to the internet, which means Rich at Gawker took the time to make a GIF of Ben Affleck’s dick’s infamous cameo. I feel like the lighting is dim enough to make it SFW. [Gawker]
  • Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis aren’t using a nanny to help care for their 10-week-old daughter Wyatt. Whenever celeb parents talk about this stuff, it always feels like they’re participating in some weird competition with other celeb parents to be the most “normal” and “hands on.” [People]
  • This photo of Angelina Jolie giving Sony exec Amy Pascal a death glare — just days after an email calling Jolie a “minimally talented spoiled brat” leaked online — is everything. [Us Weekly]
  • Confirmed: Keira Knightly is pregnant with her first child with husband James Righton. [Us Weekly]
  • Zoe Saldana gave birth to twins sometime this week. Mazel tov! [Dlisted]
  • Best Buy has apologized for that “Serial”-related tweet yesterday. [NY Daily News]
  • Janice Dickinson says she is “so proud” of friend Beverly Johnson for coming forward about her own experience with serial rapist Bill Cosby. Yesterday, Johnson wrote an essay for Vanity Fair detailing how Cosby drugged her back in the mid-’80s. [TMZ]
  • “Sons of Anarchy” actor Dimitri Diatchenko has been arrested on charges that he killed and ate his girlfriend’s pet rabbit. [NY Daily News]
  • The Vietnamese man who was savagely beaten by Mark Wahlberg before the actor became famous supports Wahlberg’s request for a pardon. I still think he shouldn’t get it though. [Daily Mail UK]