Kim Kardashian Blames Pregnancy Weight Gain On God

  • Kim Kardashian, whose sense of self-importance is unparalleled, told Elle UK that her pregnancy weight gain was a lesson from God. She told the mag: “I’d think God was doing this for a reason. He was saying: “Kim, you think you’re so hot, but look what I can do to you.’ My body just went crazy. After five months I swore I’d never get pregnant again. I got so huge and it felt like someone had taken over my body.” Yes, someone did. THE BABY GESTATING IN YOUR WOMB. [Gawker]
  • Avril Lavigne is asking for prayers for her undisclosed health issue. [Billboard]
  • The full story behind how the New Jersey Nets got their “I Can’t Breathe” shirts is an awesome one, but one extremely important question remains: WHY WHY WHY did they use Comic Sans? [NYTimes]
  • Kendall Jenner may be firing her mom Kris as her manager. [Radar]
  • Jennifer Aniston, Reese Witherspoon, Jake Gyllenhaal, Freddie Redmayne and more have been nominated for SAG Awards. Check out the full list. [Vulture]
  • One of “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”‘ star Yolanda Foster’s daughters was arrested for a DUI. [People]
  • The Ebola caregivers and aid workers have been named TIME’s Person of the Year. [TIME]
  • Yup, Kate Hudson and Derek Hough are totally hookin’ up. [Us Weekly]