Leonardo DiCaprio Leaves Club With 20 Ladies, Remains Hero To Bros Across The Land

Newly single Leonardo DiCaprio threw an Art Basel party in Miami this weekend and apparently is having no trouble navigating the nightlife circuit without his former love Toni Garrn. DiCaprio, who, lest we forget, is also the UN Messenger of Peace, sported a man bun all evening which occasionally forced him to pause for hair adjustments. As the party wound down in the early hours of Sunday morning, the New York Daily News spotted him partying with Brandon Davis and Joe Jonas [Dude. Leo. Your new “pussy posse” suckkkkks. — Amelia] before leaving the club with every single woman who’d been chilling in his VIP section — all 20 of them. A club goer told the Daily News: “He left with 20 girls. Leo and 20 girls. He is my hero. He was overflowing with models everywhere. The Jonas brother looked scared, like he was going to drown and suffocate in the women. His face was hilarious.” No word on whether poor Joe ever recovered from the traumatic lady stampede, but Leo sure had a good time. Leonardo DiCaprio: international peacekeeper, not-yet-Oscar winning actor, national treasure to aspiring club bros across America. [New York Daily News] [Image via AKM-GSI]