Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of December 8-14, 2014

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Your optimism will come to a screeching halt and have you readjusting your attitude for a minute or two. Sorry to say pure luck won’t be readily on your side and you’ll have to work a little harder. You owe it to yourself to push for perfection and if you have to pull out the credit cards to coast through this obstacle course with minimal scarring, then so be it. In plastic, you can trust.

Best Lay Day: Thursday, December 11

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): There will be many paranoid thoughts running through your head that will then disappear. Yes, anxiety will rule for a moment, but then the ease of knowing your capable hands can handle anything will kick in. You’ll be able to wave your magic wand and have the power you’ll need to combat pleasure over pain.

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, December 10

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): All those perks you think your baby brings are going to seem a lot less enthralling now. Not that you’ll love your boo any less, per se, but it’ll mean having to scale down your plans, as the oomph you want isn’t there. The good news — this can be temporary, as the momentum you need to build him into a true contender starts now.

Best Lay Day: Thursday, December 11

Pisces (February 20-March 20): Be prudent with your health, because this is a major time for reckless recourse to happen, starting with the silliest slip-ups. While it’s boring to say, set limits early on this week, because this year still does have a bit of drama left in it and will be out to tailgate near you. Resistance is everything, so precautions are imperative.

Best Lay Day: Saturday, December 13

Aries (March 21-April 19): When a door opens, step in — like when sexual tension springs up in a platonic place. Yes, go hog wild on all the no strings love you can get now. However, don’t be the aggressor, because clumsiness will plague you from being as smooth as you’d like. Let them ignite the flame and they will!

Best Lay Day: Thursday, December 11

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Get caught up in the moment. Be willing to be spontaneous and see where things go. No one has the answers, but as long as you are a willing participant, it won’t disappoint. Take control of this moment, as the turn of a dial is happening.  Expect to gaze upon a sense of glory in yourself that will take 10,000 horses to pull you away.

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, December 10

Gemini (May 21-June 20): You’ll feel as if you have a lot of explaining to do, but the more you try to unravel yourself for the masses, the more you become tangled in the rhetoric of what you think you should say. Yes, the confusion will be aplenty, but if there weren’t so many questions asked of you, then how else would you know anyone really knows you’re there? In other words, stay visible now.

Best Lay Day: Thursday, December 11

Cancer (June 21-July 22): The vibes of your life will shift this week, as there will be a psychological snafu that will seem to work itself out magically. Who knows what supernatural power made this happen, but don’t look a gift horse in the mouth. When the odds are riding high in your favor, go with it. Think of this week as the energetic version of the perfect wave.

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, December 10

Leo (July 23-August 22): You will be your own worst enemy this week, as you’ll be tripping over you own feet and fumbling with information that could be incorrect or directed in the wrong area. Yes, all those sorts of micro-mishaps will happen, making you wonder if there is some sort of retrograde going on —and truth be told, there is, with the luck planet of Jupiter going backwards in Leo.

Best Lay Day: Monday, December 8

Virgo (August 23-September 22): Get a jump start on the spring-cleaning by going through everything and getting rid of the mess. There are clothes, files, photos, texts, etc. that can go. Hoarding is a sentimental trip, but it doesn’t mean you have to give up those memories. Find a more space-savvy way to store those sentiments and toss away the junk.

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, December 10

Libra (September 23-October 22): It’s all about keeping your word. Building trust is a sport at times and if you want to achieve the level you want, it’s going to take time. Like anything that has true substance, you have to let it settle. Be willing to lay low in the passenger seat and have your actions speak for themselves, as you keep it real with your priorities.

Best Lay Day: Thursday, December 11

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Your ability to sugar coat things is a talent, so use it to get even your most aggravating associates eating from the palm of your hand, even if you feed them filth. Yes, serving up new challenges in ways that are palpable is going to change lives — most of all, yours. While it will mean having to do extra busy work for a longer period of time, don’t worry, your route to greatness is still on track.

Best Lay Day: Sunday, December 14