There’s A “Hunger Games” Porn Parody And It Is Terribly Good

So, there’s a “Hunger Games” porn parody. It’s called “The Humper Games,” and it stars Kantmiss Everyween and Puta Mallarky, with special appearances, of course, from Effyou, who’s described by the President (no punny name, unfortch) as looking like “Mary Poppins just ate out a menstruating unicorn,” and Pleaser Fuckerman (I feel like that was a stretch).

I know this, because I watched it. WHAT. LIKE YOU’RE NOT GOING TO.

OK, but seriously, it has so, so little to do with any kind of post-apocalyptic dystopian future; none of the sex takes place in an arena, and the arena portion of the video lasts about 15 seconds and is hilariously intentionally bad (as is the whole thing, actually). The sex scenes — I mean, it’s just Kantmiss and Puta fucking on a couch. It is only loosely a parody of “The Hunger Games.”

However! It’s worth watching, if only for the first five minutes of hilarity. During Effyou’s introduction and Pleaser’s interviews with Kantmiss and Puta, they manage to make topical jokes about raising the minimum wage, the comparisons between “The Hunger Games” and “Battle Royale,” and even the Serial podcast. Also, Kantmiss makes a good point about catcalling as a form of violence and then puts an arrow in a catcaller’s eye, and they make a joke at Jian Ghomeshi’s expense. So yeah! I’m a fan.

You can watch it at Wood Rocket’s website (NSFW) and laugh your ass off, and then fap to two people fucking on a couch, having nothing to do with the plot of “The Hunger Games.” As the President says, “May the odds be ever in your beaver.”

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