Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of December 1-7, 2014

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): This week, the flip side of the coin is going to land heads up. Faces and places will be changing fast and the exhilaration will be fierce. Of course, you’re no stranger to the rodeo and if it means having to haul extra ass to see how this will play out, know the stars have their bets on you.

Best Lay Day: Saturday, December 6

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): When you go poking around in forbidden places, you’re liable to open a can of worms — and now is when doing so will mess with your mind in a way that could have you listening to the wrong people. Peace and understanding will be rare commodities, but you’ll strive to get them nevertheless. This will mean using your discipline properly and knowing your place in the current scheme of things.

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, December 3

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Whoever ignores you now is a fool. Knowledge will be running about your brain and you will be on point with all you say. Sure, your thoughts are wilder than the general consensus, but if someone craves greatness, they need to be brave enough to jump into it. Free will is yours. Free will is a power. Own yours in spades, like the universe will ask of you now.

Best Lay Day: Thursday, December 4

Pisces (February 20-March 20): Daydreaming will refresh you like nothing else, so feel free to let your mind wander. Creative juices will ebb and flow, giving you a sweet outlook on the future. Ideas will percolate, but there are going to be other obligations that can get in your way now. While there is no way to lessen the load, you’re going to have to avoid dealing with any heavy machinery.

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, December 3

Aries (March 21-April 19): ‘Tis the season for TMI into the inner workings of the people around you. Hoorah for you, as you’ll find there are many freaks walking among you and the 5-ring circus of your social dreams will start. So, live a little by going beyond the curtains to see that people can still surprise you in a sweet way.

Best Lay Day: Saturday, December 6

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Yes, this week will feel as if everyone is trying to get a chokehold on you and make you do what they want. Sure, you are the best plus-one out there, but that doesn’t mean you need to be obedient when it’s convenient for them. So, be weary of invites that come your way now, because not all are sealed with a kiss.

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, December 3

Gemini (May 21-June 20): Don’t make promises you can’t complete within 12 hours. Immediacy is necessary now, as you won’t have patience for anything that drags. As it goes, in the heat of your impatience, you can easily turn into a Miss Hyde — AKA that person no can figure out or accept is actually you. Oh yes, you’ll be quite the hot potato, so butter up others with truth now.

Best Lay Day: Saturday, December 6

Cancer (June 21-July 22): Who knows you and who gets you are two separate things. However, in that rare moment when someone is both, they’re a friend for life. Of course, emotions do turn on a dime, as you know. So, don’t get focused on just one thing to like about someone when they could possibly contain so much more or so much less. This week, there are no gray areas.

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, December 3

Leo (July 23-August 22): Love and life will be separating onto two tracks. Sorry to say, but there is no way to not upset either your baby or friends when you have to make choices. It’s not like it has to be a loyalty contest, but who will give you a better time. Obviously, your horniness will play a factor, but that doesn’t have to be how your cookie crumbles now, wink, wink.

Best Lay Day: Saturday, December 6

Virgo (August 23-September 22): Slowly sinking into a new way of doing things will be all you’ll want to handle now. One step at a time works best because you’re not a lady that likes to learn anything twice. Embrace all the resources you have at hand and solve your conundrums by connecting the dots. Somehow, it’ll feel as if you’ve cracked a code when you see how it all comes back around again.

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, December 3

Libra (September 23-October 22): You’ll be making headway now, which means keep up the momentum. If you take your hands off the wheel for even a second, it’ll result in setback. There is only one way to go now and that is full speed absurd. Paint your world in different colors and embrace a multi-dimensional tomorrow. Yes, there is so much to learn and you’ll want to understand it all.

Best Lay Day: Saturday, December 6

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): It’s too easy to feel like a victim and that’s why you always try. Despite how easy it’d be to go numb and let the world spin by you with parties, shopping and sex, there will be something you’ll want to hold onto now and you’ll be damned if it’s going to end with a sob story. Stop treading the line of tragedy and comedy, because this week will have you definitively on a side.

Best Lay Day: Thursday, December 4