Very Important PSA: “AHS: Coven,” “Crossroads” & Other New Netflix Offerings This Month

There are few things in the world that bring me more joy than watching Britney Spears poorly act and lip-sync in the 2002 chick flick “Crossroads.” It’s going to be a cold, cold winter, which is why I’m even more grateful that the awesomely horrible movies is one of the newest offerings on Netflix, in good company with fellow trainwrecks “Sharknado 2″ and “Jewtopia.” If you can’t find me this month, it’s because I will be curled up in my electric blanket watching Britney whine “I Love Rock & Roll” in a highway pitstop divebar.

To uphold my civil duty in assisting with your winter programming, check out the new movies and TV shows available on Netflix this month after the jump. What will YOU be watching?

Available December 1st:

“A Knight’s Tale” (2001)
“Almost Famous” (2000)
“American Beauty” (1999)
“Bewitched” (2005)
“Camp Takota” (2014)
“Crossroads” (2002)
“Jewtopia” (2012)
“Knights of Badassdom” (2014)
“Madison” (2005)
“Out of the Clear Blue Sky” (2012)
“Out of Time” (2003)
“The Out-of-Towners” (1999)
“Troop Beverly Hills” (1989)
“Turbo FAST: New Episodes” (2014)

Available December 3rd-6th:

“American Horror Story: Coven” (2013)
“Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues: Super Sized Version” (2013)
“Ava & Lala” (2014)
“Bill Burr: I’m Sorry You Feel That Way” (2014)
“Oculus” (2014)
“Sharknado 2: The Second One” (2014)
“Son of God” (2014)

Available December 8th-11th:

“Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown: Season Three” (2013)
“A Haunted House 2″ (2014)
“Drive Hard” (2014)
“I Am Ali” (2014)
“The Village” (2004)
“The Wolf of Wall Street” (2013)

Available December 12th-15th:

“Broadchurch: Season One” (2013)
“Don’t Blink” (2014)
“Jake Squared” (2014)
“Marco Polo” (2014)
“Nick Offerman: American Ham” (2014)

Available December 18th-23rd:

“All Hail King Julien” (2014)
“Dark Skies” (2013)
“The Honourable Woman: Season One” (2013)
“Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones” (2014)
“Ragnarok” (2014)
“Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion” (1997)
“The Trip to Italy” (2014)

Available December 24th-30th:

“Behaving Badly” (2014)
“Child of God” (2014)
“Comedy Bang! Bang!: Season Three” (2013)
“Good People” (2014)
“I, Frankenstein” (2014)
“Jessie: Season Three” (2013)
“Labor Day” (2013)
“Last Weekend” (2014)
“Legends of Oz: Dorothy’s Return” (2014)
“Maron: Season 2″ (2013)