Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of November 24-30, 2014

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): You’ll be spitting fire, wielding your winsome and wily ways in true star form. Ideas and emotions will easily come together now, as long as you’re willing to wiggle the parts around to have it all fall into place. While it won’t be a perfect fit, trust that molding the situations to your liking will be a soothing amenity to have and to hold now.

Best Lay Day: Thursday, November 27

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): There is a whole world inside of you that you have to explore and that can leave you busy for days. So, if you happen to catch a tail to a daydream to never neverland, go with it. You imagination is going to log the miles, but it’ll be a beautiful experience. Plus, your journey won’t just take you to new places, but time zones and dimensions too.

Best Lay Day: Tuesday, November 25

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Admit your friends are loud mouths and that it won’t be shocking if they cause a ruckus everywhere you go. This can be awesome one day, deadly the next. So be ready to know when to call a cab, because a minute too late can make or break a night now. Hello, they don’t call it snapping because you have to RSVP.

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, November 26

Pisces (February 20-March 20): Your hippie dippie side will be in full control, making you see the issues around you in a gentler way that will be easier to digest. Not to say you won’t like the taste or that it’s bad for you, but sometimes you have to bend a few corners to get a circle into a square. It doesn’t make it less than special, it just means not everything is going to be so obvious – that’s okay.

Best Lay Day: Friday, November 28

Aries (March 21-April 19): Other people’s poor manners will appall you, but bear with it. First impressions aren’t going to be the best now — for you or anybody. In fact, some new starts will be rough, as everyone will want to be loud in how they present themselves, overcompensating for something — which can be big or little. So, play the game or not, but forget making too many snap judgments now.

Best Lay Day: Thursday, November 27

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Get drunk on your power. You are holding a lot more than anyone assumes. While it will piss you off to think how people underestimate you, it’ll be to your advantage now — as the ignorance of others are points in your pocket. Yes, dare to get wicked on everyone’s stupidity.

Best Lay Day: Monday, November 24

Gemini (May 21-June 20): People you need to work with now won’t necessarily share your ideals on anything but the main stuff. There is a talent to compartmentalizing for peace and purpose, so use your skills. Not to say that is a golden rule, but for those quirks you don’t want to quit, simply keep those to yourself. It’s not about changing yourself, but adjusting your privacy levels.

Best Lay Day: Thursday, November 27

Cancer (June 21-July 22): Getting down to the nitty gritty is going to be important now, as the devil you want to dance with is in the details. So, don’t leave anything until the last five minutes, because opportunities will be running on their own time and if you don’t adjust to the world happening around you, don’t expect it to sync to you. This time around, the bite is going to be as big as the bark.

Best Lay Day: Tuesday, November 25

Leo (July 23-August 22): Feeling like you have magical powers is a fantasy you have, but this week, true life will prove to be stranger than fiction, as the ability to conjure up crazy happenings, people and ideas will leave you with your mind blown open. Just be careful who you share this talent with though, because the vampires will be out to suck all the juice from you.

Best Lay Day: Thursday, November 27

Virgo (August 23-September 22): You won’t be able to avoid icing certain people from your life when their bullying and manipulative ways get to the point of cruel and ridiculous. Prepare to have to butt heads with evil forces fueled with ego and arrogance, as all it will take is one person standing up to fight to get the revolution going. This week, that best person is you.

Best Lay Day: Tuesday, November 25

Libra (September 23-October 22): Intentions won’t matter, as it’s all about execution that works in getting the power you want. Obviously, everyone is rooting for you and you’ll be cheering yourself on too. However, don’t get tripped up on the idea that hope is all you need. Sure, it’ll be a brilliant muse, but getting it all done will mean using all your pure grit.

Best Lay Day: Thursday, November 27

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): That side of you that people fear will be coming out again, but it’ll be the armchair version this time. You’ll be jabbing spears of raw truth that are so surgically precise, it’ll screw with the psyches of your adversaries for months to come. Not that you want to be so harsh, but it’s a reflex, a natural response to a-holes and dummies. Yes, it’s not you, but them.

Best Lay Day: Friday, November 28