Bryan Cranston Narrates Children’s Book You Have To F**king Eat

After Samuel L. Jackson narrated Go the F*ck to Sleep, I didn’t think that another children’s book could make an adult so happy — yet this glorious book has done just that, and it’s now narrated by none other than Bryan Cranston.

I’d highly recommend not reading this to your child if they’re anywhere near the age where they may be speaking their first words, because you might have yourself a little sailor on your hands. Though that might be quite funny at first, your next dinner party with the in-laws could get a little awkward. Read more on Ask Men…