Owls Are Creeps And This Video Proves It

I have gone on record as a person who, with a few exceptions (teeny tiny sparrows that stay at least five feet away from me), hates birds. I mean, I recognize they’re importance to the overall eco system, so it’s not like I want them all to die, though I am certainly happy to eat them. I just happen to personally feel that birds are flying dinosaurs who’ve been around since forever, and their tiny, beady, evil eyes are time capsules reflecting millions of years of terrifying Earthly destruction. And owls? Owls are the old creepy pervert of birds/flying dinosaurs. JUST LISTEN TO THEM LAUGH. I will be NOPING for days. [Refinery 29]