Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of November 10-16, 2014

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): A trippy week full of dreams and illusions will come at you. It’ll be like a special effects spectacular, but more real than fake. Yes, that comfort zone of yours is going to get an overhaul and expansion is on the agenda. By the time you are fully able to comprehend the happenings, it’ll feel like the best party you have ever been to.

Best Lay Day: Sunday, November 16

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): It won’t matter how you wind up where you will this week, it’s just about enjoying the moment and exploiting it for all you can. It’s going to feel great to be you now, as hearts and rainbows are yours for the taking. Your odds at achieving legendary bliss won’t be as high as they are now, so spread it and lick it up.

Best Lay Day: Sunday, November 16

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): You’ll have nothing to complain about now. Mysteries of the universe will seem to simplify and be much easier to control. Hell, you won’t even care for the flaky people in your life muttering about the garbage they usually do, as you will have a divine attitude about life and there will be nothing that can take you down.

Best Lay Day: Monday, November 10

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): You know when to cut the phony baloney and get to the person behind the words. Idealizing someone that doesn’t deserve it and then giving credit where it’ll be due is going to change up your social dynamics now. Thankfully, it’ll be a peaceful transition, bringing truth and a deeper humanity for the people you hold dear.

Best Lay Day: Sunday, November 16

Pisces (February 20-March 20): The respect you seek from a certain someone will happen, despite how inconsistent they come across. This week, dreams are going to come true, making you a hero. Praise and celebration will be yours. If you want to save the last dance for a magic moment, it’ll be up to you. Don’t blow it by letting your anxieties shred your sobriety, as the spotlight becomes yours.

Best Lay Day: Sunday, November 16

Aries (March 21-April 19): Get as corny as you want, because sappiness is how you’ll be getting off. Wrap yourself in nostalgia and idealize whatever new adventure you are heading into. This is your time to set the perspective you’ll be having for the next few weeks, as there will be all sorts of fantasies and possibilities you can get deep into now. Regardless, they’ll lead you into the position you want to be in.

Best Lay Day: Sunday, November 16

Taurus (April 20-May 20): You are under no obligation to lend a helping hand or even have a modicum of compassion for anyone who has remotely screwed you over. Who cares about being the bigger person, when it means you get to be the saner person? Trying to play Girl Scout all day is tiresome and nothing you should attempt now. Release the kraken!

Best Lay Day: Sunday, November 15

Gemini (May 21-June 20): Pile on the charm when it comes to your baby. Get them to linger for your words and warm touches, and then seize the upper hand like you’re on fire. This is the only way you will get what you need to achieve happiness. There is a lot of be grateful for now and the best part will be celebrating it in twos, as variety is the ultimate spice of your life.

Best Lay Day: Sunday, November 16

Cancer (June 21-July 22): Winning the popular vote doesn’t have to mean pandering to the brainless and hoping they’ll say “yes” when you need them to. No. Now is when leading the blind is going to be your mission, as there is too much potential around you going to waste and if anything is going to motivate you now, it’s finding how everything can get put to maximum use.

Best Lay Day: Sunday, November 16.

Leo (July 23-August 22): Reckless love and romantic gestures are what gets your brain working and creative juices flowing. This week, it’ll be the best of all your worlds, as everything will have its place in this paradise. Express yourself at every stop. Dress more flamboyantly. Make out with a hot stranger. There will be no options that won’t have something to delight in. Just keep turning the pages.

Best Lay Day: Sunday, November 16

Virgo (August 23-September 22): You’ll be feeling a certain delirium for your boo, making you hot and cold. While explanations will fail to arise, see it as a good thing — as in being able to edit yourself and what exactly you want your heart to be about. While you might be going super far left in emotions now, don’t freak, as it’s the only way to get your equilibrium working again.

Best Lay Day: Saturday, November 15

Libra (September 23-October 22): If people can’t get your sense of humor, accept it and move on. Forget trying to be friends with everyone now, because that would be impossible. Know where you belong and be willing to stay fluid, as in feeling out the right people to be around. No more being lazy about where you place your energy — forcing a square peg to fit a round hole won’t be worth it.

Best Lay Day: Sunday, November 16