New “Bachelor” Promo Is Both Weird And Kinda Creepy

  • This new “Bachelor” promo — featuring Hot Boring Farmer Chris — is seriously weird and creepy. Cornstalks! Whispering! In women’s voices! WHY? Was this directed by M. Night Shyamalan?
  • Oh thank god, Chad Kroeger says that rumors that he and Avril Lavigne have split are not true. Chavril LIVES. [People]
  • Hair company Redken has hired transgender model Lea T as a spokesmodel. Rad! [People]
  • Hitman charges against AC/DC’s Phil Rudd have been dropped. [Us Weekly]
  • Amanda Bynes apparently doesn’t have a place to live, and was caught sleeping at a mall because she can’t afford a hotel. [E!]
  • …So Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have offered to let her crash. I can’t decide if that’s a good idea or a bad idea… [Us Weekly]
  • Dean McDermott says there won’t be a third season of “True Tori” and I am devastated. [Dlisted]
  • Jessica (you remember Jessica don’t you?) likes to send me articles about the impact soda has on your health because she knows I mainline Diet Coke. This is her latest attempt at scaring me. WON’T WORK. [YouBeauty]
  • Roxane Gay weighs in on the whole Artie Lange debacle. [Guardian]