The “Apparently Kid” Goes To Texas Fair, Continues To Steal My Heart

You remember the “Apparently Kid,” who won us over earlier this year during his impromptu broadcast on a local news channel? Well, he’s back to remind us why we love him so.

Noah Ritter, the blunt kindergartner who’s incredibly fond of the word “apparently,” visited Ellen DeGeneres again after the talk show host sent him out for a day of fun at the Texas fair. From his trip, we learned that he hates LA pizza, has no problem telling other people how to drive, is nicknamed “Noah Police Junior,” why the TVs in hotels are “a big fail,” and that mirrored mazes aren’t his strong suit. Never change, Noah. Never change. [Mashable]