A List Of Suggested Workshops For “Sex Week” At Harvard (And Other Colleges)

This week, Harvard University is hosting their third annual, controversial “Sex Week,” a “week of programming that is interdisciplinary, thought-provoking, scholastic, innovative and applicable to student experiences in order to promote a holistic understanding of sex and sexuality.” This year, some of the workshops offered include “What What in the Butt: Anal Sex 101,” “Fifty Shades of False: Kink, Fantasy and Fetish,” and “#SellingSexy— How Our Social Culture Is Shaping The Future Of Entertainment,” amongst others. While these seminars sound interesting, informative, and are sure to promote happier, healthier sex lives, I can’t help but make a few more … necessary … suggestions for seminars that would benefit the masses.

  • Nope, Not There: An Intro To Actually Finding & Pleasuring The Clitoris
  • Seriously, Just Suck It Up: Pleasuring A Woman While She’s Menstruating
  • One Night Stands: Pleasure, Preparedness & Not Embarrassing Yourself
  • “It Slipped,” And Other Incorrect Approaches To New Moves
  • Limp Dick 101: Reviving His Erection After Too Many Drinks, Romps & Awkward Moments
  • Ew, What’s That Smell? A Guide To Vaginal Secretions
  • Public Pleasures: How To Get It On Without Getting Arrested
  • Spit Or Swallow: Dealing With The Consumption And Disposal Of Bodily Fluids
  • Sexting 101: Protecting, Posing, Sending And Captioning Nudes
  • Is That Normal? A Guide To Unique Anatomy
  • Faking It: Orgasms, Ugly Dicks And How To Look Pleasantly Surprised
  • No, You’re Not Pregnant: How To Know If You’re Knocked Up
  • The More, The Merrier: A Course On Threesomes, Orgies and Multitasking

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