Has Miley Cyrus Terminated Her Single Status?

  • Miley Cyrus might be dating Patrick Schwarzenegger, super hot son of Ah-nold. And yes, I realize my headline is epically stupid. [Celebuzz]
  • Anna “Chickadee” Cardwell says that “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo”‘s Mama June Shannon spent her trust fund on a car for her child molester boyfriend. [E! Online]
  • Matthew McConaughey says he “cried” watching his new movie “Interstellar,” directed by Christopher Nolan. Not gonna lie, it looks alright, alright, alright. (Sorry, stupid joke.) [People]
  • NFL player Adrian Peterson has plead no contest to child abuse charges. [MSNBC]
  • Breaking News!!! Kim Kardashian bleached her eyebrows for a photoshoot!! [Us Weekly]
  • I personally thought this piece on Jezebel was a well-written/reasoned look at the accusations against Lena Dunham. [Jezebel]
  • Mama Pope livvvvves! Khandi Alexander is returning to “Scandal” for the mid-season finale. [EW]
  • I hate myself for saying this but I kinnnnnda want to watch the next season of “The Apprentice.” The cast, which includes my boo Ian Ziering, is pretty lowbrow awesome. [TODAY]
  • The awesome and hilarious Sara Benincasa explains why every woman should do a sexy pinup photo shoot. [Playboy]
  • Frisky contributor Beejoli Shah tried something called “vinotherapy” which involves bathing in red wine. [NYMag.com]
  • I’m quoted in this piece about how depression and anxiety can impact your libido! [You Beauty]
  • Jada Pinkett Smith says husband Will takes pictures of her while she’s sleeping, which she says is “sexy.” [Dlisted]
  • Madonna’s brother Anthony is apparently homeless and says his sister doesn’t care if he’s dead. [Radar]
  • Have you been listening to NPR’s “Serial,” an episodic podcast about the murder of a teenager girl and the ex-boyfriend who was convicted of the crime? If not, get on it. And if so, maybe you want to read this piece about the most insane conspiracy theories surrounding the case, but be warned it contains spoilers. [The Daily Dot]
  • Taylor Swift slowed down by 500 percent sounds … terrifying. [Death and Taxes]