Ryan Gosling Is Giving Me Paul Bunyon Vibes And I Like It

Now that Ryan Gosling has done the unthinkable and created life with another woman, I wish he would do me a solid and become a little less attractive. Instead, he’s walking around in a fucking plaid flannel and drool-worthy hiking boots like my original celebrity dream boyfriend, Paul Bunyon, expecting me not to thirst. It’s cruel, really. (Also, no idea why his crotch looks so wet in the photo on the left but it gave me an excuse to zoom in real close on his crotch, not that I needed one.) [Photos: Fame/Flynet]