Mama June Denies She’s Dating A Sex Offender, TLC Cancels “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” Anyway

  • “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo”‘s Mama June is denying reports that she is dating a convicted sex offender. Yesterday, rumors swirled that June Shannon, 35 (y’all SHE IS MY MOTHERFUCKING AGE), was dating Mark McDaniel, 53, who was convicted of aggravated child molestation and imprisoned in June 2004. TLC issued a statement saying, “We are very concerned about this new information and are reassessing the future of the series.” But June has posted a denial on her Facebook, writing: It isnt true i promise,” she writes. “My kids r #1 priority over anything else and I would never put them in danger period over this or anything else they r my life this is my past I left him 10 yrs ago for it and I wouldn’t go back.” [People]
  • Sadly — or maybe not, as I don’t even watch that show anymore — TLC has decided to cancel “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.” [TMZ]
  • Lindsay Lohan tweeted a topless selfie, so click if that’s what amps you up. [Us Weekly]
  • Jenny McCarthy told Andy Cohen on “Watch What Happens Live” that husband Donnie Wahlberg has a perfect penis that fits inside her vagina perfectly. In other words, he’s got the right stuff. [DListed]
  • Ebola has come to New York City, specifically a bowling alley in Brooklyn! [Death and Taxes]
  • Heeheeehee Goopy Paltrow dancing in a Tracy Anderson class. [E!]
  • Kim Kardashian is ready for North West to get to work. [Dlisted]
  • On Lena Dunham’s race problem. [Jezebel]