Ancient Footage Reveals That 13-Year-Old Kim Kardashian Was The Worst, Surprising No One

  • Here is the most narcissistic footage of Kim Kardashian you’ve ever seen, and that’s saying something. Being a 13-year-old does not give her a free pass. [Gawker]
  • The best YA novels. Ever. [Rolling Stone]
  • An iTunes glitch caused a 9-second clip of white noise titled “Track 3″ to show up under Taylor Swift’s new album, and fans snatched it up so quickly before realizing the error that it rocketed to the top of Canada’s iTunes chart. Oh Taylor, you really can release whatever music you want and still make millions. [Jezebel]
  • Is this unreleased Ke$ha song about Dr. Luke’s abuses? [Gawker]
  • This supercut of Guy Fieri eating in slow motion will ruin your appetite. [Death and Taxes]
  • Iggy Azalea and her boyfriend are now repping Forever 21. [Celebuzz]
  • Mark Consuelos gushes over Kelly Ripa (these two deserve some cred for keeping a marriage alive so long in Hollywood). [Huffington Post]
  • Advice for single twentysomethings. [Huffington Post]
  • On making your relationship political. [YourTango]