You’re Welcome: “Your Dick Looks Great In Those Heels” Is Exactly What It Sounds Like (NSFW)

Rebecca Vipond Brink | October 20, 2014 - 5:10 pm

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If you’ve ever wondered what happens in the tiny corners of the internet where people expose their most vulnerable selves, I have an answer: They put their hardened penises into women’s shoes.

I love Your Dick Looks Great In Those Heels. It’s been an active Tumblr for three and a half years and it only has 18 pictures on it. They’re all pretty distinct penises, mostly Caucasian, all sitting snugly in women’s heels. The pictures are captioned with phrases like “9/11 was an inside job” and “On page 57 of The Phantom Tollbooth” and “Lazy day by the river” that have no apparent correlation to the content of the photos themselves. I don’t really know what’s going on here other than a marriage of stiff dicks and shoes. I have no idea if these are shoe fetishists or if this falls into its own category of fetish.

It’s beautiful. Men of Your Dick Looks Great In Those Heels, shine on. Your dicks DO look great in those heels.

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