A Brazilian Metro Train Passenger Got His Dong Stuck In The Closing Doors

File this under NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! A guy riding on São Paolo’s Metro train got his boner stuck in the doors when they closed. Watching the video, I was trying to see if the guy was making any motions of distress — it doesn’t look like it, but then again, he didn’t have much space to move (or else perhaps his boner wouldn’t have gotten stuck in the doors). Considering the urgency with which the Good Samaritan ran to the doors (instead of standing there filming it like a chucklehead), I’m going to bet the passenger was looking more than a little freaked out.

All hail the Good Samaritan boner rescuer! Oh, this poor guy. I hope he and his boner are OK. [Death and Taxes]

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Tags: boner, ouch, penis, train