Robin Thicke Throws Himself A Divorce Party & U2 Apologizes For Giving You Their Album For Free

  • Robin Thicke threw himself a divorce party. I wonder if all of the unsold copies of Paula were in the gift bags. [Page Six]
  • Russell Brand has only nice things to say about being married to “amazing” Katy Perry. “I really enjoyed it,” he said of their short union. [TODAY]
  • Courtney Love says Billy Corgan hasn’t had a hit since he stopped writing songs about her. [Death and Taxes]
  • Bono is super sorry U2 gave you their album without your permission. [Daily Dot]
  • Vanilla sex: a perfectly fine way to fuck. [Jezebel]
  • Headline: “Why You Should NOT Be Excited About Will.i.am’s New Smartwatch.” That presumes we were ever excited, which we were not. [Business Insider]
  • The internet HATES Beyonce’s new bangs. [People]
  • Phaedra Parks was on “Ellen” yesterday — excuse me, Ellen has random “Real Housewives” stars on her show now? — and totally dished on splitting with husband Apollo. [Us Weekly]
  • Why we should applaud protestors in Ferguson for interrupting this week’s NFL game. [Flavorwire]
  • Delightfully surprising noises dogs make in other languages! [Buzzfeed]